He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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