i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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