it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
