I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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