This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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