I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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