Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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