Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
