your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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