Pregnant stripper...not hot.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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