im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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