did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
