Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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