Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Someone came in the potted fern
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize