its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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