if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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