took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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