ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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