Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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