he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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