There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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