Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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