I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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