therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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