your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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