So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize
