butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
she smelled like a LAN party
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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