You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize
