why im i the only drunk person in the library?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
