i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I need to calm my uterus...
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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