Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Boobs speak an international language.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
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