i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
