oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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