I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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