just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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