is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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