I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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