I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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