It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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