How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
