Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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