And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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