I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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