His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Randomize
