Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I touched a dick in church today
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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