He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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