How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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