After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Randomize
