i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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