I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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