Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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