eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Can I color on your dick again?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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