I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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