hotel room ftw
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
