Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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