Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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