you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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