is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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