I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i will never coherently bang her
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Randomize
