so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
foreskin is a definite game changer
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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