so that wasnt chicken after all
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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